What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.