Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.