Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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A subwoofer.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Unsightly facial hare!

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.