What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.