What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.