What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.