How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.