What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!