What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.