What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail