What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant