What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.