What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.