What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue