What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.