Hillary got off Scott-free.
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He Brexit!
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"
More than the capital of the UK.
It's not EU, it's me
Because they are always losing pounds.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
They're big fans of teabagging.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
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Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
The Lay-Boar Party.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Though his chest with a knife
The game.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
A: Lend it to Greece.
Unorthodox
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Blacking out and gaining money.
Damn E-mails!
With his goldfinger.