Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay