What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!