What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.