What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...