Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
reasons unknown
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
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Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Reasons to be offended.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
They are closer to hell.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He couldn't see any reason not to be!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
You can reason with the terrorist!
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Burning Sanders!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
To avoid the draft!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A face palm.
Because 7,10,11!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Mace.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
