Reason Jokes

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"