What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.