What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.