What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic