The screen stays black when you check the time.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
With his EyePhone
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
A one-hour facial.
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
There is correction fluid on screen.
It's already run out of battery.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Because he's a Wino-saur!
