How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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It goes back four seconds.

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A lunchbox

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