How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox