Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

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