What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !