What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !