What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.