What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.