What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !