What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.