What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !