What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.