What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.