All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Because he screwed his wife!
He got *nailed*.
My Zipper
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
Let's go fishing
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
Vladimir Gluten
He resisted a rest.
For resisting a rest.
