What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.