What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )