What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!