What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.