Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Sky Diving Jokes More Sky Diving Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!