How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few