What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint