What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!