He was running on fumes.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
Because the steaks were too high!
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it's probably your bike...
It ended in a tie.
It ran out of juice.
Both of them smoke the leafs
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
