What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.