What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.