What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.