What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."