Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.