Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.