Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.