Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying