What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks