What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.