What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.