Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not