Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.