What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":