How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!