How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.