What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.