Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens