Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Carbon dating.

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A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.