What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers