Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
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Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
He didn't see the ewe turn.
Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Ewe wouldn't understand.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
I love ewe!
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
A merry Christmas to ewe
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Ewe 2
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
Shear laziness.
Would #69 be too offensive?
ram a man
A: Because it had no guts.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They saw what happened to the sheep
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Nahhhh
