A gf gif gift grift
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
One for the money, two for the show.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Hare today gone tomorrow.
Because you remove them.
Because they all have terrible pilots.