What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.